William Chong

You really have to hand it to this particular Ray White real estate agent, who’s advertising a cosy 2 bedroom unit in Pakuranga.

I just had to highlight what could well be the understatement of the year:

… its location in a quiet cul-de-sac street is within walking distance of Westfield Pakuranga and the Panmure Basin. Motorway access is nearby…

Thanks to Streetview function on the Trademe listing, astute readers get to see through the spin as follows:

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Nearby? I mean, the house is sitting right next to the motorway! How is that a quiet cul-de-sac street?

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