you’re so damn slippery!
1. Teeth. These are now very SLIPPERY, because glue from my braces are still out and about. You run your teeth along them and they’re so smooth! Need to install lower retainers, but otherwise it’s all good! No braces, no licking around to get rid of bits of rice, I can chew gum again, bite on apples again… it’s a marvellous life.
2. Dad. You can buy her love, but you can’t buy mine. SLIPPERY people drive off without warning and greet me by saying “prepare, 8 o’clock tomorrow morning.” I’ve applied the rule of if you don’t categorically say no, then it’s a yes. Therefore, it’s safe to say you acknowledge the fact (doesn’t matter that I’ve already seen her and you hide your tail like an elephant hides his legs).
It’s not something to be ashamed about, unless of course you’re a traditionalist – oh wait.
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